How soon before we see the police investigation into the honours corruption either dropped or assigned to a new police officer that will delay the result for another 2 years or so? I predict 30 days!

According to Trevor Phillips the new gay commission commissioner, the christian church is not allowed to believe anything that the 'public' find offensive. Oh dear, that's the crucifixtion out the window then!!

With the cock-ups by the Home Office almost reaching point of orgasm, Reid has used a delay spray (do they work?) by announcing the splitting of the Home Office into two sections. Hopefully each section will move to new offices and forget to tell Reid where they have gone. Watch for more gaffs and scandals coming soon!!

Jade Goody's performance for the News of the World was not convinging to me, she is a lousy actress too!! She is desperate to save her career but will Joe Public fall for her sob story? Well they voted in the muppets 3 times so maybe!