Junk Mail!!! Why????

Well for a start apart from bills no one else writes to me!

I am not a sucker for advertising scams and tricks, in fact there are so many, even on TV I have been thinking about writing a book about them. I used to use them myself when I ran businesses. BUT!
Within all that junk mail is useful information, special offers definitely worth looking at (if you are in the market for the product they are selling) and most deliveries of junk mail are great stress buster and tools for revenge !
Some of the advantages:
I have picked up cheap computers with special offers (and sold them on)
I know where to get the cheapest double glazing locally
I have had free pet food for my cats
my missus gets free shampoo samples
I get discount vouchers for my baccy
I get free pizza's and discounted chinese
I know when my fave restaurants are doing 2 for 1 or other worthwhile offers
Just this week I have received one letter with a pound in it from a charity who thought I would feel guilt ridden and send it back with a few more.
I have also got a letter to open with 2p in it - not sure what that is about yet!
And of course I get a never ending supply of pens!

There are bargains galore in the junk mail, but then there is revenge!!

I got an offer of a free sample of tena for men - I sent the offer in my fave enemies name. He hit the roof when they arrived!!
Then of course there is the book clubs and clothing catalogues. I usually stuff all their crap into the reply paid envelope and send it back to them!!

Once I have gleaned all possible uses from junk mail I shred it. It is then useful for packing in parcels, the cats like sleeping on it. It helps start the BBQ and bonfire rather than those petrol smelling firelighters. It makes excellent loft insulation and soaks up spills quite nicely.

At least i got one aggravation in life sussed - no stress!!!