There was a Japanese man who came to London for a sightseeing trip.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to Heathrow airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned
out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was £300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back - "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
i've just choked on my coffee!!! excellent..
here have one back..
two blondes , one is diggin a hole, the other is filling it in behind her.
this goes on and one and they work hard digging and filling all day.... a passer buy whom has observed them do this for quite some time asks them why on earth one is diggin a hole then the other is filling it in moments later.
the blondes turn to him and say "well I dig the holes, while she fills the holes, but the girl who puts the trees in phoned in sick this morning!