have reminded me of when I was kid - I just wanted to run away from home

Tarred, feathered and tied to a lamppost: Justice for a drug dealer

Jolly good idea - I wouldnt complain - and its got to be more effective than the police!!

Dont stop at drug dealers though - include these horrible little street gang kids who terrify old people, bully other kids, mess up neighbourhoods with their petty crime, wound and kill other kids, and who piss themselves with fear if you get one on their own!!

I would have liked to have slept a little longer but missus decided if she was up everyone would up

So, two female sunbathers flashed their boobs at a CCTV camera and now face a trial costing £8000 a day. this is soooo stupid. have the authorities at Worthing got nothing better to do with their time?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=477252&in_page_id=1770

bloke was shot in the face at point blank range but will be ok????

what with a water pistol?

Whats all that about then?

nostalgia - a pleasure for us oldies

If I am not going to blog political or social comment - what shall I blog?

I certainly cant compete with the wonderful Kevin Wilson
Nor with the poetic Goddess
I am not as daft as Dafter

mmmmmm? will have to give this some thought.......

I used to blog a lot about politics, society and stuff and I dont anymore. Its because its all so depressing (literally) because despite what 'the people' think, despite what is 'right', despite everything except their own ego's, pride and secret agenda's, nothing will ever change for the better.

Lets consider today's news.

Another kid shot!
Still more madelaine nonsense!
Refuse bin charging!
£2000 fine for beating his wife up!
More diana stuff!
More PC nonsense!
Who's sleeping with who!
Carbon footprints everywhere!
More Iraq war stuff!

Now if it is was finding an honest politican with no secret agenda - That would be worthwhile news!

Be a flipping miracle an'all!!!!!

well I can dream!!

Not really in the mood for blogging this morning - not down or anything - just feeling a bit thick!!

have a good day all - cya later

drop off my list... bye bye.....

It looks like the BBC is launching a new TV programme of the above name.

It is where two obnoxious people with multiple piercings, dirty clothes and stalinist politics impose their 'green' lifestyle upon a family.

Why cant these hippy/gypsies just leave others alone?
Do I insist on imposing my lifestyle on them?
Are they really crazy enough to believe switching off to the TV is going to save the world?
They claim to want to save the world for their children - do they really believe the world is in danger for the next 1000 years?

Get a life, live it and leave others alone to live theirs!

yesterday I took my walk into town. This time it was a leisurely walk as I was de-stressing so I enjoyed my surroundings more and did thinkings too.

I cant believe how difficult it is to find even the simplest things in this town is - hooks and eyes for net curtains - nope

plastic cups - nope

books by stella rimington - nope

Oh well.

Did happen to stumble across a car for sale about 20 miles away in Dorking though. Ummed and aaahed and then bought it. Peugeot 106, Diesel, M reg, only 68000 genuine miles on the clock, 4.30pm on the other clock, very neat and tidy £675. Bought it!!!! Yay now we have transport!!

Wonder what today will hold? Is it lottery day? I feel so blessed.

and its a bright and sunny Monday.... NOT!!

I hope it doesnt rain. I really want to go out today.

Nicked from someone elses blog:

TEN FIRSTS
First best friend: Paolo
First screen name: deviluvver - (not so much a luvver of the devil more a devil of a luvver)
First Pet: Willum - a cat
First Piercing: Left Ear
First Crush: Bronwen Carter
First Record: Please Please Me - the Beatles
First Car: Triumph Herald 1972
First Love: Helen Brown
First stuffed animal: Never had one

NINE LASTS
Last alcoholic beverage: Lager
Last car ride: Shopping to Asda
Last movie seen: Space Jam
Last phone call made: to daughter
Last CD Played: Bob Marley - Legend
Last Bubble bath: Thursday
Last time you cried: about a week ago

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Yes
Have you ever been arrested: Yes
Have you ever skinny dipped: Yes
Have you ever been on TV: Yes
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it: No
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone: Yes
Have you ever had sex? Yes

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. Pants
2. T shirt
3. Socks
4. Jeans
5. a smile
6. Shoes
7. Glasses

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. Woke up to the sound of cats fighting
2. dressed.
3. fed the cats
4. read the a newspaper online
5. Looked for a car to buy
6. Looked for a motorbike to buy

FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. My books
2. My compy
3. My missus
4. My blogs
5. my cats

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO
1. Ginny
2. Missus
3. Laura
4. geoff and Anne

THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Hot
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live
2. Save the World

ONE THING YOU REGRET
Smoking

despite the many hundreds of 'business' blogs I see on here, I havent seen one of them do a full advert with price and link to buy. Wonder why? Is it against the rules or summat?

Today is a new day, my 6 year old grand daughter is snoring happily in my bed my missus is snoring in her bed I slept on the settee !!! summat wrong here methinks!!

I will take little 'un up the park later - feed the ducks.

And then we will have to see what else the day holds

have a good one

Over the years, as an Elvis fan myself, I have seen hundreds of these impersonators on stages around the country. Tonight I saw quite a few on TV.. Why on earth do people who look nothing like Elvis, sound nothing like Elvis, think they are impersonating him just because the sing awful renditions of his songs, back comb their greasy hair and try a pathetic lip curl.

In all my years I have seen just 2 impersonators worthy of the name - I wish the rest would just go and drown themselves in their greasepaint.

On that note - good night.

This washed up male needs a friend.

I am 52 years old and feel 62 (well I will feel any legal age but then I am desperate), lecherous but generally incapable due to manic depression.

I am a sad old git, financially dependant upon the state for all handouts, and the soup kitchen for dinner.

Writer of drivel and whinges with the occasional smidgin of wisdom borne from years of pain and suffering. Has a wicked sense of humour which is just well because if I didnt I would be a really sad case.

I have two cats who are my only real friends, when they want feeding. I love everybody ebcause I am too desperate not too.

Can promise to laugh at your jokes and would just ask you to smile respectfully and sympathetically at mine.

You will be replacing one friend of mine who probably committed suicide at the thought of another days postings from me.

from someone's friends list it's ok - its just that they might have owed me a fiver

screaming kids, stroppy brats, confused wrinklies, stressed mothers..... 'nuff said?

but missus wont let me cos we are saving up for a car. But I NEED one!! I need to get out and about. I need to do shopping and meet people and do some voluntary work and.... stuff.

Perhaps a red Bounty bar will win her over?

A blogger tagged my m8 Usksider an unpleasant name yesterday and we want to thank the daft tagger cos USKSIDER REACHED No.2 IN THE TOP BLOGS.

Please abuse him even further and maybe next time we can get him to No.1. yay

A quick note to the daft tagger, PISS OFF"

the government wants traffic wardens to change their ways and be more honest and open and understanding - its like asking politicians to be honest

I quite like the idea of teenage coppers - but I think they would be better used dressed in some type of uniform that carries some street cred and are used to focus their duties upon their peer group.

I like that one.

We can speak to virtually anywhere in the world with a MOBILE phone - Spy bosses cna listen in to those phone calls made anywhere in the world!

Yet we cant get the police and emergency services radios that work on the London Underground system and communicate with their colleagues at ground level!!!!!

and Thursday is the day we have one of the grandchildren over to stay overnight.

That means I get another night on the sofa

Have to go to Tesco's today

Looks a lovely bright day

3 + 1 = A pretty good day

wow - got some bargains too - 3 tier steamer set £7.99 - 4 slice chrome toaster £14.99 - also managed to find some bits and pieces I had been looking for for a little while - hob covers, plate stand, metal brillo type thingy that you put in kettles to stop them furring up.

Legs are acheing or aching depending on which is correct spelling.

Still managed to forget hooks and eyes for the nets. Still didnt get to Tesco or Asda for the food shopping though.

And also, and this really brightened my day - bumped into the grandchildren in town - gave them a quid each pocket money and embarrassed the heck out of 'em by singing out loud

A good morning it was

I am going out. I dont care about the weather. If i get soaked and died of pneumonics then I wont have to worry about the bill for all the shopping I am going to do at Argos!!

Didnt manage to get out yesterday except to take missus to drs.. Rain held us back - I do HATE getting wet! Dont mind cold, hot, snow, wind, but HATE wet!!!!!!

Hopefully will get out today - havent seen what weather forecast is yet though.

And of the owner doesnt get that car alarm fixed I will fix it for him!!!!

its tipping down with the wet stuff - I am miserable as sin - but hey ho - lets rise above it all - all together now:
I'm happy, happy, - H - A - P - p - Y .........

I am feeling a lot brighter today (thanks to my gr8 friends). I still have to go and see the Dr. but feel a bit silly doing so cos everything is ok now. But will go.

I say feeling bright, that was until I signed on to BCUK. Slow? Dial up was faster

Bloke shot on the M40? had no shoes on? sounds like he was caught in the wrong sleeping bag?

Right! time for another cuppa - cya later.

do the nations bloggers all think it is ok for them to be out on such a lufferly day when I am here writing words that bring unfathomable wisdom and emotional and intellectual release?

get back to your compys this instant!!

well am i?

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