and I am supposed to be doing something today but cant for the life of me remember what it is 
I see the madness of the world continued over the weekend: £120 to pregnant women to help them eat fresh fruit & veg ![]()
Portugese lunatics police allowed McCanns to leave the country only to say 24 hours later they should be charged soon ![]()
Escaping convicts are to be issued with yellow jackets to protect their human rights - so they are not embarrassed by prison uniform ![]()
new english test could reduce immigration by 35,000 - and increase illegals by the same number ![]()
fat cat salaries have forced the cost of the London Olympics to spiral out of control only 12 months or so after project was started ![]()
Oh well- lets have a bacon butty

nultygoestopartick
The truth is Norm that if you mixed up your stories it wouldn't sound any more crazy.