Todays news is most definitely of the tomfool variety. Crazy. Wacky. Zany. Idiotic.

Lets start with a parking warden. They really are a breed on their own. This one was using a calculator to decide whether it was time someone had a ticket! :crazy:
Stop laughing at the back there - 'tis true, I swear. The calculation went something like this:
the warden tapped in 14.49 (the time the car was left)
and added 75 (the minutes the driver bought on a parking ticket)
Total 15.24,
and according to the parking warden the parking ticket had expired at 3.24pm (1524), which was some 17 minutes before he returned to his car. DOH!!

You dont believe me? read it here

Illegal immigrants are not going to be held behind bars because of soaring costs. Instead they will be bailed until they are due to be sent packing back to their own country. The cost of their bail? £60 I am quite sure they will all turn up to get their bail money back!!

I do like a good insult, and so to end the day I quote this:

"Which brings us to Caroline Flint. Only in the Wonderful World of Westminster would this old boiler be considered something of a sex symbol.

I guess if you spent your life looking at Margaret Beckett and Ann Widdecombe, you would start to fantasise about Caroline Flint.

But frankly, she's always struck me as a hatchet-faced hag in need of a good wash. You'd have to drag her through a sheep dip full of Swarfega before I'd climb over Pole Dance Polly to buy her a candlelit supper. The ugliness comes from the inside, as it does with most of these gormless harridans.

But I can only assume she must be there for her looks. Because her brains aren't up to much."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035028/Is-human-life-Planet-Labour.html

Beautiful, makes life worthwhile. :))