So there we were, just dozing off on our afternoon naps, when boooom!!!!! 88|

Blimey o'reilly!!!! I blew a gasket!!!!! :##

My bum let out such a terrific explosion of odourless (I hasten to add) gas - I am sure I did some damage!! :yes: :)) :oops: :no:

I havent heard anything like it since the IRA bombed victoriua station back in the 70's!! :roll: :oops:

Anyway, I slip an eye open and there is missus on the ceiling!!!!:yes: 88| :))

So after peeling her off :)) I burst out laughing :)) :)) :)) :)) :crazy:

I am sure she hated me :## - I must have laughed my head off for 20 minutes :lalala::crazy: when I then fell asleep.

She couldnt sleep :## >:-(:no: so had to get up and do some womanly workings 88| :))

I dont get many laughs so I really have to make the most of them when I do get them :crazy: :)) :))