A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied . On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park: * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hotdog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my dress size, you f*cking tw*t"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going
to get it wrong.