Oh yes I have - its nearly panto season again!!!
Those pantomime clowns, the muppets who claim to run this country couldnt organise a piss-up in a brewery and I have now decided to forget them - I wish!
I cant change the imbeciles and I end up with high blood pressure and a headache when I consider their antics. Therefore, I will try my damnedest to ignore their shenannigans and get on with my life.
The local shop wants £3.50 to deliver a weekly newspaper 
In your dreams matey - that means £4 a week for a local rag 
I think the problem that has plagued the England football team for the last few years is at an end. We have a no nonsense manager now, even if he is foreigner, who tells them that there are no stars or celebs and if they want to play the knuckle down and play not prance around like a bunch of primadonnas. Well lets hope so anyway - and just dont bring back the Beckham ballerina!!!!
Right I am off to cook some dinner - catch you soon 
