There is never a policeman when you need one?
There always hordes of traffic wardens when you dont want one?
The cost of petrol never drops as soon as the price of a barrel of oil drops but always goes up when a price rise is announced?
Sky TV always goes on the blink when there is something I want to watch or record yet will work for days or even weeks without a blink through all the usual pap?
I dont think I will ever get the hang of this thing called life!! 
justgrrl
It is supposed that everything happens according to Murphy's laws.