that one is a Sainsbury shopper (complete with Nectar card) one would just like to assure my friends that nothing need change between us.
Of course one may have to make an appointment with one's Secretary to find a window to speak in (or is it through?) but nothing need change. One does have to take off ones shoes before entering the house proper of course. Only to be expected though - one cant have any old shoes tramping across one's genuine lookalike sheepskin shaggy pile can one complete with authentic label). 
When you call James may answer the telephone, but be assured you will be speaking through my BT (or is it Betacom) cream coloured telephone with answering machine. 
If one can find the right window we can have tea at the appropriate time of day alternatively one can often be found luxuriating inone of the faux leather settees at the instore Starbucks at the local sainsburys store.
Now stop your chattering and back to work good people. 
